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I have decreed this page to be a major pain in my ass. I just found out my cat (who I have had since I was 3 FUCKING YEARS OLD is dying of liver failure and if I only had the money I could save her life, or at least have her put down, but I am too fucking poor for either and so is my family, got my fingers rolled up into a window, can't seem to avoid shocking myself in places that already hurt, and to top it all off this piece of shit I write to as you read is being the biggest pain in my fucking ass I have ever met. SO! In an attempt to KEEP the stupid thing, this page will be unedited for who the fuck knows how long. If you know who this is and you think you can help, please contact me in person. Thank you, have a nice life.

Ungh.

My poor aching head. I really should have stopped after 2 beers, 2 bacardi Raz and 1 pina colada. The other 4..5? Maybe 6. No no, that was the homeade brew my friend makes. So 5 pina coladas. ugh. But it tasted so good! And earlier that night I had made a small offering of my brew to the wee ones and the spirit world and so was not really feeling the alcohol anyway. Apparently the Faries had deemed me worthy enough to fall into their dubious protections off and on. So I felt really really good all night but when the party was over I came down hard. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Fey and their realm, "let me sum up"; some of the most potent alcoholic spirits reside there, because Faries really can't feel it- something about their make-up just won't get drunk except in special cases- and they run in a different time circle then we do. So, you can visit the Fey for an hour and when you come back a day has past, or you could stay for days and not but a minute has gone by in your world. I was in the latter time zone, not much time spent missing, much fun had outside. People did seem to notice my jumps and starts tho. I would be mostly sober one minute and one swig later was definitely feeling it. This is unusual for me, most the time you can tell I am on my way before I get there. But most of my friends have had sojurns of their own, so not much attention was payed. I was having fun, they were having fun, what more did we need. Maybe some water. That would have been smart. Oh well! :D

PBTH!

I must say that I am having fun with this even with the lack of replies, seems I like to hear the sound of my own voice. Huh. Oh well, have a Happy Holiday everyone!

Profile Crap

Ok if you would all be so kind as to assist me in this attempt, click this link http://profiles.yahoo.com/sk73nek and tell me if you get a profile for me or not. Either way, please leave a comment here on my blog. I will be indebted to you, thank you!

Happy Samhain!

My faorite holiday, when i can dress up as myself and no one know the difference! MWAHAHAHA! So, how will YOU scare the kiddies this year?

Well then

As soon as I can get Yahoo! to agree with me I will have my Yahoo! Profile running again, thanks for your patients AGAIN!

Welcome To My Blog

Hi, this is for all those people out there who were curious enough to come visit me. This is going to be a very stilted blog until I get going, so please bear with me and keep checking. I think this is gonna be a lot of fun, so lets see how the ride goes. And remember, the ride isn't over until the conductor gets off. :-)